Strapon & Pegging jokes

Welcome to our collection of funny pegging jokes. These jokes are perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, and they will definitely make your day. We hope you enjoy them! Everything doesn’t have to be so serious – Even if we’re talking about very serious Domination 😉

Disclamer:

All jokes are not original and created by us, but found around the internet and borrowed. So please write to us if something has to be removed – we apologize if we have copied something we’re not allowed to (however, at the bottom all sites we have copied a joke from is cited). Also, we have a dark sense of humor, and we might add jokes that SOME will find offensive. But that’s too bad because we will not remove them. However of course we also have our limits too, e.g it contains anything about children.

And PLEASE: Add more jokes in the comment section! :-D. The good one will be included on the page. And yes, it’s totally our sense of humor which is the judge of that 😉


 

Straight guys scared of pegging jokes

 

Girlfriend says if this gets a thousand up votes, she’ll let me try anal

Please don’t, her strap on is huge

My girlfriend said she wanted to try doggy style. Naturally I was enthusiastic.

Until she pulled out the strap on.

My wife has finally agreed to anal tonight, but I have just one question…

What’s a strap on?

They say behind every great man is a great woman.

Never been that into pegging though.

 

Every now and then I see something that brings a little tear to my eye.

Last night it was my wife wearing her strap on.

What did Tommy Wiseau say when he tried pegging for the first time?

“You’re tearing me apart Lisa!”

 


Men who like pegging

My wife decided to try something kinky for my birthday. She thought pegging would just my day special she was wrong.

It made my hole weak.

I want a girlfriend who’d do me with a strap-on.

She’d be the perfect person to fill a hole in my life.

 

My Ex and I

My Ex and I explored my Bisexual side.
She got a strap on…
My Hetero sex life is behind me now…

After 20 years of marriage

After 20 years of marriage, the wife finds out that her husband has been using a strap on dildo to fuck her their entire marriage.

Angry about this, she confronts her husband. “What’s with the dildo?”

Calmly he replies, “What’s with the kids?”

They say behind every great man is a great woman.

True. Mine has a strap-on.

 

They say behind every great man is a great woman pegging him.

But sometime it’s a man.

 


Miscellaneous strapon jokes

 

It’s quite ironic that “strap on”…

…backwards, spells ‘no parts’…

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

One is a JPEG, the other is J pegged.

What do you call lesbian step-sisters with a strap-on?

Pegasis

 

A collection of strapon jokes and puns for fun

About strapon and pegging jokes

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